Should have just taken the key off the ring. I’ve had the key to S&L’s place since before I accumulated enough of other people’s keys that I needed to carry a ring around with me. So the last thing I said to the Jeep when I left it was “Please re-start.” It didn’t listen, and now I’m stuck here for a while.
My life doesn’t suck. My level of technology sucks. Or maybe it’s just my standard of maintenance that sucks.