Stupid cattle…

I spent most of yesterday huddling inside, waiting out a windstorm. When I passed the driveway signs this morning I found the Dog sign lying full-length on the ground. I think the wind just finished knocking it down after an itchy cow dislodged it a couple of weeks ago.

Nighttime temps are still well below freezing so there’s not much point in worrying about it right now but I’ll make a note to bring home a sack of posthole cement next time I’m in town.

Stupid cattle. It’s always something.

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2 Responses to Stupid cattle…

  1. Robert says:

    Solar-powered fence zapper and a wee bit of barbed wire around it might discourage bovine back-scritching. Just an idle thought. No, I couldn’t afford one, either.

  2. Jeffersonian says:

    This just in:
    “3: The scourge of cows can finally be dealt with. Without the need to grow them for food or for leather (since it seems that a perfectly cromulent leather can be grown from fungus), they won’t need to be kept on farms anymore, and they can be allowed to go extinct.”

To the stake with the heretic!