The Conspiracy Gnome Theory, explained

1. Something bad happens.

2. Alex Jones says something silly about how the government caused it.

3. Profit!


H/T to Sipsey Street.

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4 Responses to The Conspiracy Gnome Theory, explained

  1. Bear says:

    The next person who tells me that Alex Jones is a only a loose cannon, but still a trustworthy source of information the government wants kept secret, will be buried next to Hoffa and the extra shooters from the grassy knoll.*

    Oklahoma, tornado season… I can think of more likely explanations.

    *For the conspiracy-newbies, that’s sarcasm.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Hey, where can I get a set of those gnomes?

To the stake with the heretic!