The pipefitter’s body was taken into custody on suspicion…

…of assault on a government tree. Upon discovery of McClanahan’s suspicious ethnicity, the body was turned over to The Department of Homeland Security for investigation of possible terrorist connections. It is currently undergoing enhanced interrogation, and early reports mention a lack of cooperation suggestive of possible Klan affiliation.

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The unidentified tree, wounded in the line of duty, remains in serious but stable condition and is expected to make a full recovery.

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One Response to The pipefitter’s body was taken into custody on suspicion…

  1. John says:

    Hello people. This is funny.
    I worry if I’m laughing alone…

To the stake with the heretic!