I’ve said it before: I have no claim to moral superiority here because I find the act of lying about comically bad performance quite familiar.
But when I was a manager I didn’t have a brazillian-dollar staff dedicated to helping me keep my lies straight. From our very expensive Lightbringer, I expect a better class of lies than this. That’s all I’m sayin’.
Really, Barack? (May I call you Barack? You’ve been reading my emails so long I feel we know each other.) It’s Texas’ fault? Because the people that Obamacare (Which, lest we forget, is officially called the “Affordable Care Act”) priced out of health care should be able to go on Medicaid? Or why the hell don’t they just cancel their cable or telephone service like sensible people so they can afford the new “affordable” health care? That’s your story?
I’d have been back in my office shoving the contents of my drawers into cardboard boxes so fast…















































