Today’s the day!

If all is still according to plan, at this moment Big Brother is queuing up to board a plane in DFW, where he has been cooling his heels for almost eight hours. He booked this insane route, which (I guess?) is the only way to get here on one of those newfangled aeroplane things.

Of course the aeroplane won’t get him anywhere near here, so he won’t actually be in danger of getting lost in the desert until sometime mid-afternoon. I’m sure he’ll be raring to go by then…

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To the stake with the heretic!