“Yeah, we know he’s a dead pimp. But he’s still preferable to you.”

When politics get weird, the weird get politicking.

Pimp Dennis Hof wins Nevada legislative race after death

He was found dead Oct. 16 after a weekend of parties celebrating his 72nd birthday. Officials are still determining his cause of death, but they don’t suspect foul play.

He beat Democratic educator Lesia Romanov for Nevada’s 36th Assembly District, which includes rural communities and large stretches of desert in the southern part of the state.

😀 That’s gotta sting.

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4 Responses to “Yeah, we know he’s a dead pimp. But he’s still preferable to you.”

  1. Eric says:

    I thought the dead voted for the living, not the other way around.

  2. Robert says:

    Was reading parts of this article to a former Las Vegas resident, leaving out the dead guy’s identity and his having attained room temperature. My listener nailed it within two or three sentences with “I know who that guy is!” Then: “What? He’s dead?! Dammit!”

    Reading obituaries for entertainment. Otherwise known as practicing for being snow-bound without electricity.

  3. Dan F. says:

    Democrats elect corpse who promises to be ‘ independent voice in legislature’.

  4. Kentucky says:

    Is this where we say “Yeah, he’s a pimp . . . but he’s OUR pimp”?

    😉

To the stake with the heretic!