And now a river runs through it for a while.

I usually go do chicken chores around four in the afternoon, but…

…there was a lull in the rain around 1:30 and I had a feeling I should take that opportunity…

…because I might not get another chance today.

Good call. Started to rain again on our way back, and by the time Tobie was getting his “good boy” treat it was raining hard. Kept right on raining hard for over an hour, and as saturated as the ground is it came as no surprise when the ‘dry wash’ was dry no more. Hardly the first time this season.

We haven’t had any big floods so far, like we did last year. By the Lair’s rain gauge we’ve only gotten an inch and a half of rain so far today. But it doesn’t rain the same amount everywhere. A real downpour up on the plateau can cause havoc down here. So it pays to treat the wash with respect this time of year.

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Torrential rain at first light.

I could have done everything I wanted yesterday and more. Oh, the weatherman was right about how it was going to rain but very wrong about when. Finally started raining at quarter to four and then it never stopped. Look! I’ve got a stream in my front yard at 5:30 in the blessed AM.


That normally only happens during the afternoon thunderstorm.

Everywhere I look it’s just utterly soggy and depressing…


I’m gonna email Claire and demand she come get her weather.

So, bottom line: I could have gone out to play yesterday to my heart’s content but didn’t because I believed the weatherman. Today I’m trapped in the house all day – with a dog that’s already blaming me for the whole thing, because why can’t I do my one job and properly manage the weather.

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How to get refrigeration in a tiny off-grid cabin…

Step One: Have an absent neighbor with a refrigerator.

For a couple of years after we put that big fridge in Ian’s Cave I ignored it. I’d gone so long without refrigeration that I was used to living without it. When you’re eating super cheap, with bulk food from buckets and veggies from cans, you don’t need refrigeration. But my cheap margarine kept melting into rancid vegetable oil, so that was out, which made bread a lot less useful. And my drinking water got hot in the afternoon, making it unpleasant to drink, so dehydration was always a thing. Winter without a fridge is no problem but in the summer a way to keep food – or at least water and condiments – cool has a dramatic effect on how unpleasant day-to-day life is.

And then one day, somebody was throwing away a picnic cooler.

And I thought, “Hey.”


“What if, instead of throwing away those juice bottles, I filled two or three of them with water and froze them in Ian’s freezer?”


I walk back and forth past his place a couple of times daily even if I’m not doing stuff there. And as simple solutions to problems I didn’t even know were bugging me go…


…that one turned out to be brilliant.

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Trying to plan a day around Monsoon…

Monsoon is almost as annoying when it doesn’t rain as when it does. I sat around all afternoon yesterday afraid to get very far from shelter while the daily storm clouds built and threatened and then sailed harmlessly away to bless somebody else’s day. And it might do the same today. Problem is… Continue reading

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Is this what “touching grass” means?

I touched some very muddy grass this morning, if by grass I mean tightly-packed brush and branches.


A biggish culvert got plugged and needed to be cleared before the next flood tears it right out of the road. And the POA still hasn’t gotten its act together since last year’s serial fiascos, so they don’t have anybody on call.

So they called me. And by “they” I mean the POA prez in one of those “two jeeps stopped in the middle of the road” conversations this morning.


Turned out to be simple. That low-power, low-speed B&D cordless chainsaw has proven astonishingly useful.


Not the easiest or cleanest $30 I’ve made this year but certainly the quickest. Reminds me why I hate mud, though…

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Nothing going on, so here are some funny pictures.








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Getting the bike back into shape…

Beautiful morning for a ride. By the time morning walkie was over the sky was completely clear so it’ll probably warm up later but just then the temp was in the sixties, I was feeling good, the bike was apparently working fine and it was time to go do some bumpy stuff on the way to T&S’s dogs.

Coming down the hump onto the plateau I encountered some cattle who had attended the Prometheus school of running away from things: Undecided on what I was but certain they weren’t happy with the clip at which I was overtaking them they ran as fast as Angus cattle can run – which is not very bloody fast – straight away from me. I was coasting happily downhill on a relatively smooth patch of dirt road so I let the bike have its head, peaking at a little over 25 and practically clipping bovine heels, and they never did figure it out. Eventually the road turned left and the cattle kept going straight, and only then were they saved from the scary two-wheeled thing. A petty sort of revenge but I enjoyed it.

I sorted out the pannier issue. Never really appreciated how perfectly designed my old bags were for the Radrover: I wasn’t happy with the construction, and they did wear out right on schedule despite very light use, but they fit the bike as if sold on the Radbike website. Not so these, which were proportioned with motorcycles in mind. But nipping them in under the cargo rack with some zip ties and then constructing some backboards to keep the floppy bags from going into the spokes seems to have done the job.

Half a dozen more zip ties to fasten the boards to the bike and the bags to the boards, and after 17 bumpy miles the new panniers work great now.

I only have two more trips to T&S if all goes to plan, and they’ll both involve the Jeep. And I’m told that the new kickstand, the last part I’m missing, has arrived at the post office. So it looks like the bike has fully recovered* from its mishap with no professional help required.

Oh! And we passed 900 miles on the odometer this morning so I might still hit 1000 before the end of the warm season.


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*Except for the bent derailleur hanger, and next week I’ll try to see if I can buy a couple of new ones from Rad Bikes.

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Shakedown ride went well…


Nice morning for it.


I really hate the new pannier; this afternoon’s project will be to cut some backing boards for it out of veneer to keep the floppy bags out of the spokes. I rode home with them bungied up on the cargo rack. But the bike itself worked great through fourteen bumpy miles – except for the matter of never shifting below third gear.


Ran into a little gang of cattle that didn’t know what to think of the strange thing with two wheels.


T was kind enough to leave his truck at the bottom of their mesa, so I could drive up in comfort rather than trudge up in pain and self-loathing. But I kind of felt bad about it when I got there because of course the boys recognized the sound of the truck immediately and thought Daddy had come home. They like me fine, but I wasn’t who they wanted to see. So there was this riotous party in the courtyard that went instantly silent when I appeared over the wooden gate.

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The cattle have achieved saturation…

Yeah, early this summer cattle were released at the water tank near the county road.


They’ve been working their way toward the Gulch ever since.


Uncle Joel not happy about this.


Tobie finds it very interesting, though…

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Juggling propane bottles…

My neighbors D&L moved up their semi-regular Saturday trip to town to today so I could tag along for a couple of needed errands…


Yesterday morning during Tobie’s walkie I noted that one of the two remaining propane bottles feeding Ian’s water heater had gone empty. That gave me two empties, and meant I could take them to town without fear of irritating D&L. But I’ve noticed that when you run a bypass regulator with only one bottle there’s a distinct whiff of propane in the air, and wasting propane is a sin. So…


…I ended up taking the most-nearly-empty bottle off the bedroom’s regulator, swapping it for a full, and then taking the almost-empty to Ian’s for the water heater to use up. Sometime between now and winter a kitchen bottle will go empty, and then I can take that pair to town and face the winter with full bottles. Sort of propane Tetris.

While in town, I got some parts/accessories I’ve been anticipating for the ebike…


Unfortunately the new kickstand was delayed – fully loaded the bike weighs eighty pounds before I climb aboard and it has proven fragile in anything but the most minimal contact with the ground. So the kickstand is important. And I don’t know enough about gearing systems to know what to do about the derailleur hanger, but I can work around that for now. As it is, weather permitting I hope to take it to T&S’s in the morning for a shakedown.

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More back & forth…

Starting my twice-daily gig at T&S’s this afternoon…


Naturally racing a thunderstorm so there was no time to enjoy it. I like taking time with the boys and taking advantage of the view, but not today. Between no windshield wipers on the Jeep and the fear of getting stuck on the wrong side of a flooded wash, it’s get it done and get safely home quick as you can.

Tobie enjoyed the unscheduled ride, though. Now we’re home with rain banging on the roof, and just in time.

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#6 is gonna stink the place up…

I don’t know how mice are getting in and out of Ian’s powershed but they’re suddenly doing it in substantial numbers. And the only way I know to keep that from turning the place completely useless is jihad.

Here’s #5:


I got two kills – or at least two snaps – overnight and one dragged the trap away and I haven’t found it yet. So #6 is going to be a problem to say nothing of the loss of a nearly-new mousetrap. But…


…I know how to keep that from happening again.

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Liquid Refreshment

I have another T&S gig starting Thursday, which means a lot of back and forth across the plateau and up their mesa. This morning’s Monday water run was my last chance to gas up for it…


…so I poured my remaining gasoline into the Jeep and brought all the empties to town. Gas has come down .50 here from its peak, but filling those four little cans still mortally wounded eighty bucks. Hopefully T will take that into consideration when they get back from their trip, as remuneration for this particular gig tends to vary depending on his finances. Hopefully I’ll be able to do some of it on the bike, which is still wounded but at least working, though that means walking up and down the mesa which is not my favorite thing.

It has become almost traditional for the Jeep to break down – or at least somewhat break – just when I need it for this gig. And of course it always happens either in January or the middle of Monsoon, which can make the Jeep kind of essential. I’m hoping it got the breaking down business out of its system with the recent power steering trouble.

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Power management and temperature control off-grid

It’s been a remarkably cool not-especially-hot summer so far, what with Monsoon having gotten such an early start. So it’s not that big an issue so far that the Secret Lair can get awfully hot and stuffy in the afternoon and evening. But it’s still summer in the high desert so the Lair gets kind of hot and stuffy in the afternoon and evening.


I handle this in the old school manner: Open windows, ceiling fans, a window fan sucking air inside when the sun goes down, and a sit-down with a beer on the covered porch. The Lair’s battery bank is quite small, four T-105s, so leaving electrical draws on all night is not a thing I’m all that willing to do. Fortunately the 12-volt bedroom ceiling fan draws so little juice on lower settings that I can make an exception in its case, and that has made a huge difference in sleeping comfort. Plus a stick-built cabin just naturally cools off overnight anyway. Even if it’s an exceptionally warm evening, sooner or later it’ll cool off enough that you can get some sleep.

Not so Ian’s Cave.


Thermal mass, they said. It’s your friend, they said. And we went with that, back in 2009, without sufficiently thinking things through. If we’d really seriously planned the project we’d have paid a lot more attention to ventilation.

Ian’s Cave is a concrete dome buried under I don’t know how many tons of sand. It holds heat very well in the winter, and takes a couple of months to get uncomfortably hot in the summer. But once it does, there you are. The good news is that the first couple of months of winter won’t pose much of a heating problem. But in mid-summer…


…my thoughts always turn to “how can I cool this bitch down, just a bit?” I have to work in there. I deeply regret that we didn’t put some ventilation ducts and fans through the back of the dome before we shotcreted and buried it. Too late to worry now.

I can get the overall internal temperature and humidity down a couple of points by running that big fan on a timer overnight. But I have a strong emotional resistance to doing things like that. And Ian’s batteries…


…while much more substantial than mine, are also ancient by battery standards. At twelve years old, they’ve already lived more than twice the standard lifespan. I attribute this entirely to clean living: They have a caretaker who takes loving care, and they’re seldom stressed. Basically, most of the time they run a refrigerator and that’s all.

So when I start doing things like running big fans overnight, I always feel like I’m committing at least a venal sin and I pay attention to what it’s doing to the batteries.


And I always – reluctantly – come to the conclusion that I’m not really breaking any rules. The bad thing about a big battery bank is that replacing it costs multiple thousands of dollars. The good thing about a big battery bank is that it’s pretty hard to really stress if you’re not neglecting it.

In this case, every single morning without the fan running the battery charge sits pretty at 90%. Every single morning with the fan running, it’s at 82%. Which tells me I should really just relax.

But I’m deep in the ranks of the poors, and relaxation isn’t my default state. Basically I treat batteries the same way I treat puppies – I’m something of a worrywart.

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It’s like a lawn. A sick, patchy, nasty lawn.

We’ve only had six and a quarter inches of rain year-to-date but the grass really took off as soon as it started to fall, no doubt riding on its many successes during last year’s very wet Monsoon. And the grass patches and weeds in front of the Secret Lair got so high I had to take a string trimmer to them. And when I was done…


…my yard, which normally consists entirely of dirt, now looks almost like it has a sad sick lawn.

It’ll all be dead in another month, but still. With any luck the field to the west of the cabin will fill up with high, waving Blackeyed Susans again. That’s always nice to see.

Every time something like this happens I remember back when I took a job in the Texas panhandle. This was many years ago. It was my first time in life away from trees and grass, and it was a bit surreal at the time. My new boss was showing me around in his pickup: I was staring out the window going quietly mad as I contemplated what a godforsaken desolate wasteland I’d landed in when he enthusiastically crowed from the driver’s seat, “It’s not normally this lush this time of year!” ‘Lush’ is a subjective value…

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So yesterday afternoon I went to the Palace of Food…

…as I’ve been doing every other month or so, lately, with D&L. Was running low on hamburger so I bought a couple of biggish packages of the good stuff. This morning after morning walkie I had a bunch of chores to do at Ian’s before it got hot – starting off by squeezing all that hamburger into patties, wrapping and freezing it.


And Tobie, my bestest and mostest helpful buddy, wanted me to know that he was there for me. Any time, Uncle Joel. Just ask and I’m there. Or, you know, turn your back on the counter for just a second and I’ll be there too…

This dog is seriously the most shameless counter surfer I’ve ever personally lived with. Turning my back on five pounds of hamburger with him in the room was not remotely an option.

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The ebike is fixed! Electrically, anyway…

I’m working with two different flavors of headache this morning, because last night my always-suspect shower chair…


…decided to fold its legs and dump me on my geriatric ass. Which wouldn’t have been so bad, except a millisecond later the back of my head made high-velocity contact with the tiled wall, and…

Then just to be really smart while commiserating with myself I stayed up too late with a bottle of bourbon, and so we’re not hitting on all cylinders here at the Secret Lair. My head isn’t as bad as I deserve but my neck is killing me. But it’s happened before – in the course of a long life some shots to the head will land – and it’ll pass.

Anyway, one of the morning’s assigned tasks was to get the ebike’s electrics sorted out. And I did!

Monday, I think, somebody suggested that Radpower actually has a video on how to string a replacement harness through the frame. They make it look easy, and it really is much easier than I expected… Continue reading

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Okay. Now I’m annoyed.

See, this is (only about reason #56,724,968 for) why I became a hermit. You just can’t depend on people.

See this?


This shouldn’t be here. This should be parked with a gunsmith in the big town about 50 miles away. The one with office hours tues-fri 10-3:30. The one I gave up an entire morning to go see, bumming a ride with S&L, so he could clean out the yoke screw channel on my beloved S&W. The one I spoke to last week to confirm his hours.

The one who decided to take today off.

And now I’m back. And so is my broken pistol.

I don’t normally hate humanity. Not hate, exactly. But MAN it can be hard to get people to do their frickin’ jobs around here…

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Note to self: Don’t try the BMX spinny-fork trick on an ebike.

Good news! I figured out the electrical problem on the ebike!


As quite a number of people suggested and I myself suspected, it was really only a separated connector.

Bad news! The connector is nonsensically located inside the bike frame.


And I will be damned if I can figure out how they ever fished it in there in the first place, since the wire on one side is potted to the charge controller and the wire on the other side is part of a bundle that couldn’t possibly fit through that space. I’m missing something obviously, I mean they did do it so probably I can too.

Once I removed the grommet at the bottom of the frame, a little very light tugging made it immediately obvious that something that should be attached … wasn’t. When I took my relatively high-speed header in the mud on Tuesday, the front fork spun in a most un-ebike manner and a couple of minor connectors were pulled loose at the handlebars. So another disconnected connector didn’t surprise me, though I couldn’t find it until I plumbed the depths of the frame itself. I never would have been able to firmly diagnose the problem if Radrover hadn’t sent me all those free parts two years ago including a replacement harness. Once I had everything electrically connected, the display and motor worked perfectly. So that’s good.

But right now it’s just an oversized bicycle with a whole bunch of wires hanging everywhere. Getting it properly back together is going to take some patient thought. Still, I feel much better about the whole thing knowing I can fix it one way or another.

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New Earpro: Uncle Joel enters the 21st century.

I bought my first pair of offbrand noise-cancelling earmuffs as soon as the price came down to where I could kind of afford them. When they wore out I saved my dimes and bought these. Which are wearing out.


But all the time I’ve lived here what I really wanted was something I wasn’t even sure existed: Noise-cancelling earplugs. Naturally I carry a package of earplugs with me wherever I go, because why wouldn’t I? I carry a pistol wherever I go, and it’s loud, and if there’s time I stick earplugs in before shooting it.

What I really wanted was that thing my Peltors gave me: I could wear them and still hold a conversation that didn’t consist 70% of “What?” And in a hot environment, earmuffs have an obvious inherent disadvantage.

So I did some research a few years ago and of course learned that electronic earplugs are indeed a thing – but at a big price for such tiny things. I did what I usually do in such cases: I bought the cheapest Chinesium crap on the market, telling myself it was only a proof of concept.

And I’ve carried them every day for something like 3 years now…


And they work…kind of. They don’t fit well, any wind at all blasts noise right in your ears, they don’t really amplify sound well at all – important when you’re getting to a certain age and the loudest thing in your life most days is tinnitus. But they did kind of work, and that made them marginally better than a package of foam earplugs.

The Peltors have pretty much worn out, as earmuffs will, and recently I decided it was time to take the plunge. Got my new earplugs a few days ago…


They don’t have a single button on them! And given that they have various functions, that was daunting for the boomer hermit: You have to tap or hold or slide your finger on the mike boom to get them to do this or that, in a sort of code I still find confusing but that actually does work when I do it right. And they’re way better and a lot less uncomfortable than the Chinesium plugs.

The only disadvantage is also kind of an advantage. Instead of a flat little nylon bag they store in this plastic coffin…


Which is clunkier in a pocket but which also has its own battery that recharges the earplugs whenever you’re not using them! Which is cool.

Look at me, all 21st century and stuff!

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