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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Monthly Archives: July 2015
More on tiny houses
Oh, just go read this. But when you go spending $50,000 on something the size of a small travel-trailer and thinking you’re doing Great Work for the environment … when you judge the worth of your possessions by whether or … Continue reading
Tiny houses on the hillside/Tiny houses full of throw pillows
Okay, so Claire linked to yet another adoring article about perfectly-groomed tiny houses this morning. Their precious interiors, architecturally-fashionable boxiness and clearly professional construction did not make me in any way hostile. No – I’m far above that. Bastards. But … Continue reading
Sigh – all chickens hate me.
I feed them. I water them. I protect them from harm. Okay, sometimes I kill them and eat them, but technically they don’t know that. So why do they all hate me? These are my latest babies. I’m down to … Continue reading
Okay, I wondered where that got off to…
There’s this corrugated plastic panel, once part of somebody else’s poorly-thought-out garden shed, which became a great prone shooting pad. I noticed yesterday, when I went out to watch the wash running, that it seemed to be gone. Found it… … Continue reading
Spent an hour before breakfast surveying flood damage…
…of which there is basically none. The wash did go bank-to-bank surprisingly long for so early in the Monsoon, but it didn’t do anything outlandish. Just have to pull new rocks out of my path. In the wash itself, of … Continue reading
When I was a little boy there was this television show…
…called The Real McCoys. And all I remember about it is that Walter Brennan was cast as this Grandpa character, and all he was ever given to do was hobble about in a picturesque manner and say “Heh” a lot. … Continue reading
Glad I checked the chickens this morning…
Because the wash has been running continuously since around noon. It must have rained hard up on the plateau, through which run a couple of deep canyons that form the headwaters for the wash. It never rained hard here but … Continue reading
Sez here California’s about to be washed into the Pacific…
…due to a ‘massive El Niño’ forming out in the ocean, tying on its thousand-stitch headband, spinning up its engine and closing its canopy with an evil, predatory smirk… (ahem) sorry. My mind wandered… What caught my eye – actually … Continue reading
Not really immediately relevant to life in Joel’s Little Gulch, but still…
Doesn’t hurt to keep it in mind. A title of one of Tam’s recent posts got me to thinking of this Monty Python classic…
There’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey…
Or, how to know it’s going to be an interesting day…
Trenchin’ Season
To the left of the Lair, as you face it, is the slope of the ridge. Water has to go somewhere and it prefers downhill, demonstrating the major disadvantage of building your cabin in a hollow. There are also advantages. … Continue reading
Sigh. Ayn Rand, thou art vindicated.
She may have been a harridan and her followers frightened, humorless loons, but she wasn’t actually wrong. And it turns out her supposedly fictional villains live. And they write for Spiked Online. From raising taxes, including sales taxes, to slashing … Continue reading
Maine’s going permitless carry? Wow, cool.
That makes six states so far, right? I hadn’t heard anything about that.
#5 broke my trap!
After 2 or 3 days of my not seeing him at all and thinking maybe he had taken the hint and moved on, Squirrel #5 checked out the trap. In what I take to be his frenzy to get back … Continue reading
The limits and downside of thermal mass
A few weeks ago during the annual June heatwave I happened to step into D&L’s earthbag-and-strawbale extravaganza, which took more than five strenuous years to build, and it was like visiting an air-conditioned library. It was really nice. They have … Continue reading
What’s weird about this is that gun grabbers are proven right about something.
They’ve always said it doesn’t matter if you’re all law-abiding and stuff. You still shouldn’t have guns because bad guys will get them and do bad things with them. So…maybe feds shouldn’t have guns? SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — The gun … Continue reading
And the rush is officially over.
This is where your money went, contributors! Why, it looks positively frou-frou. Next it’ll be demanding that I wipe my feet before I can come in. Still many details to chase, of course, not the least of which I bought … Continue reading
Note to self: Fire centurion.
One of my Secret Legion of Evil mounted troops has carelessly permitted himself to be photographed. You are hereby required to forget you saw this, but good luck with that…
Cattle must be chased away. Even if you must tow portions of a cabin behind you.
Cattle came into the yard today around lunch. Ghost charged out from under the Lair to chase them away. Little Bear, much louder, was right behind him. Little Bear had hooked a loop of his cable in the porch while … Continue reading
Getting the point…and yet completely missing the point.
So you guys probably heard that there was this lady who was a CNN anchor once upon a time, right? And she and her husband were on the road and crashed in a Motel 6 in Albuquerque. And there, something … Continue reading









































