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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Loaded up on propane…
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Lair portrait
I have all these ideas for great landscape photos, and the equipment to at least half-assedly do it if only I knew what I was doing. But … winter happened. In winter Uncle Joel sits. And landscape photography takes a … Continue reading
Uncle Joel, Warrior Against Entropy!
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“Where’d the butter go?”
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Ian’s April Fool’s Day vid…
Just because I haven’t got anything to say… I’ve rarely played a video game in my life and don’t know anything about Fallout, so virtually all the references go right over my pate. Waking up to this video was … … Continue reading
Low-budget water distillation: Mistakes were made.
I have an old pressure cooker that, as you can see, I haven’t used in quite a long time. I intended to buy some copper tubing and a compression fitting at the hardware store during yesterday’s water run: Imagine my … Continue reading
No-budget water distillation: That hardly worked at all.
I put this off all month, hoping that distilled water would re-appear on store shelves. But it’s nearing battery day, clearly time to give it a try. The praxis is simple enough: Boil water in a stock pot. Float a … Continue reading
This is a part of Spring I could get to liking…
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“Sorry, Tobie. That didn’t take as long as planned.”
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Spring cleaning, and things my inverter won’t do
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A smile to my face, it brings.
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Now I want to be like this guy.
Presenting, for your viewing pleasure, the most awesome commercial ever shot.
Tobie invents Fetch
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“Yesterday I was running around outside blessing Spring…”
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Cinnamon raisin bread, take 2
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“Tobie!”
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New boots!
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Boomer that I am…
I just got schooled by the Adaptive Curmudgeon, who posted some cautionary words about using your smartphone for snapshots. Last fall a Generous Reader sent me a couple of DSLRs, which are capable of feats in excess of most of … Continue reading
Random Gulchy Moments…
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But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
I am not making up this headline… On Top of Everything Else, Nuclear War Would Be a Climate Problem It’s The Atlantic, so picture a not-especially-bright person trying to educate you at great length and in condescending tones about something … Continue reading









































