I have found the worst thing in the world.

Do not watch the following video. I’m serious. I am totally not responsible for any damage that comes to you from watching the following video. You have been warned.

After I have betrayed the revolution and set myself up as president-for-life, I am going to assign an elite team of my secret police to track down and punish every single person involved with this video.

How…how to unsee this?

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13 Responses to I have found the worst thing in the world.

  1. UnReconstructed says:

    Oh my gawd. Maybe I can drink enough hydrochloric acid to burn the memory of that away.


    Hell Joel, once you appoint yourself president-for-life, appoint me attorney general…..I’ll find those people, lock ’em in a room, and play that nonstop until their brains (what little they have) liquify and drool out their ears.

    Please fellow readers, listen to Uncle Joel….do not watch that clip.

    oh the horror.

  2. Kentucky says:

    Wasn’t a hard decision. I haven’t watched it, and won’t.

    On occasion I can make my better judgement overcome my curiosity. I figure there’s nothing there that will improve my life, and I don’t need any additional irritation these days.

  3. Ben says:

    Also do not visit the SWH2016.com website, because you surely wouldn’t be able to resist the temptation to buy your very own $19.95 “Stand with Hillary” T-shirt. And that would be a very bad thing… (don’t worry, I actually resisted)

    There is a place for reviews on that page, so I was tempted to post one about how the chicks find me irresistible since I’ve been wearing my Hillary T-shirt. But they would never let it stay.

  4. Claire says:

    Oh yeah, I watched that thing this morning before you warned me.

    I kept waiting for the AHA! Gotcha! moment when it would be revealed that this mutant abortion of a video was really, truly (as it must be, as it surely, surely must be) a satire.

    Once I turned it off and took a few deep breaths and realized that somebody out there on the Internet really, truly means all that and thinks it’s good, I wondered what Hillary (or her fanclub) thinks she’s going to gain by going after the white male redneck vote.

  5. Emily Summer says:

    Even the dumbest white redneck out there knows this is completely phony……just like Hilary. Sneer, hiss, barf.

  6. Well. If I had ever actually ‘enjoyed’ country music, this would have ruined it for me … for life.

    I admit, I kind of appreciated the implied satire in the line:

    “She’s a Loving Daughter and a Loving Wife”.

    Wonder if Hillary has thrown any lamps at Bill lately?

  7. Bear says:

    I’ve actually tried to watch that a couple of times. Never manage more than a minute. The first time I saw it, I had already heard about it, but assumed I’d instead run across a satire of the thing. Sadly, as The Onion has discovered, some things are already too frickin’ ridiculous to satire further.

  8. There are times when I’m very glad it is pointless for me to watch videos. LOL I didn’t watch this one. Just the hints here were almost too much for me.

  9. Ano says:


    Kill them, kill them all for humanity’s sake.

  10. Allen says:

    Not going to watch that, not ever.

  11. MJR says:

    Hey Joel thank you for the heads up about not watching this video. Being a guy, of course I took the time to watch and now I have to deal with the after images. So I’m off to find a pencil, sharpen it then stick it in my eyes.

    BTW the saddest thing about this is that there are those who will suck this up and believe it as if it were gospel.

  12. Joel says:

    I’m off to find a pencil, sharpen it then stick it in my eyes.

    It won’t let you unsee the vid, MJR, but at least it’ll prevent any more such mistakes.

  13. PJ says:

    You guys have no sense of humor. I took the thing as an unintentional parody, the very best kind of parody there is. It’s a hoot! I was gasping in disbelief.

    I suppose my lack of concern is connected to being an apostate of the government religion.

    Here, just to remember the sorts of things the Clintons brought us:

To the stake with the heretic!