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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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A price actually went down?
This afternoon I went with D&L on the long, unpleasant… …trip to the amazingly well-located county landfill. Seriously, never has such a godforsaken chunk of wasteland been put to a more fitting purpose. I usually tag along to give them … Continue reading
Oops
Well, it’s hooked up. Everything works. And I was just about to push it into the utility closet – which it will fill – when the voice of reason turned up and said… “How are you planning to turn out … Continue reading
I used to go through this with my daughter, too.
“Play with me, Uncle Joel!” I’m trying to cook breakfast, and going back and forth getting stuff ready for the water run, making my bed, forgetting my glasses,… …and poor Tobie just wants a game of “Kick the Kong.” And … Continue reading
Clothesline finished, as Joel falls victim to his hoarding instinct.
Have you ever wept over half a loaf of moldy bread? That and similar experiences, many years ago now, triggered a strong impulse toward hoarding. No, not stacks of rotting newspaper leaning against the walls, I’m not that crazy. I … Continue reading
I’m gonna go out on a limb here…
…and predict that the Dark Brandon look isn’t going to be a keeper. For the first time in my entire life I’m suddenly interested in what a single photo op does to a politician’s poll numbers. Whose idea was this?
New Clothesline Poles
I was supposed to tag along on a trip to the big town about 50 miles away this morning, something I was especially loathe to do since it involves the DMV. But that trip got cancelled early this morning, happily … Continue reading
Reasons why I like it here…
I rode the ebike to town this morning, for the first time since getting it back together from the last time I tried to ride the ebike to town… Among other things I went into the dollar store. Grabbed a … Continue reading
Smart Puppy…
I suppose the “he’s getting ready to leave” moment is significant in the life of any house dog. But Tobie knows the difference between “He’s leaving and I’m not” and “He’s leaving and I might go too.” Monday mornings I … Continue reading
More Plumbing at Ian’s
Sometimes I think my motto, if I started having a motto, ought to be “People throw away the damndest things.” In our latest exciting adventure in profiting from other people’s stuff, somebody is replacing their washer and dryer. And looking … Continue reading
An unexpected call from neighbors…
“We’re going to the feed store for horse pellets.” Which means… …a sweaty ton of pellets for the boys, and… …some firewood for me. Getting ready for winter, one pallet at a time.
Yard work at Ian’s…
It hasn’t been an especially wet Monsoon but it hasn’t been dry, either. And I think guess on top of how green things got this time last year, the plants are just primed for a good growing season. Anyway… The … Continue reading
Cattle in the Blackeyed Susans…
I was afraid of this. Coming home from Tobie’s morning walkie… … I looked out over the Lair and saw cattle coming up the driveway from the wash. They have a demonstrated ability to mow right through my big wavy … Continue reading
Trying to learn from my mistakes, part #many
So last month I caught some unexpectedly deep mud, wrecked the ebike, covered it and myself with mud, got a long walk out of the deal, and spent the next few weeks getting the bike fully functional again. I’ve been … Continue reading
The bright side of Monsoon
The four-oclocks and the blackeyed susans are in their glory…
McCarthy. Maloney. Whatever.
I was indulging in a bit of schadenfreude this morning while reading a column about a primary battle between Carolyn Maloney and Jerry Nadler, two ancient evil politicians one of whom is about to lose their phony-baloney job due to … Continue reading
No more free meals for the chicken house rat(s)
Been meaning to do this for some time. Rats burrowed under the front wall of the chicken house, which not coincidentally is where the chicken feeder is… I tried piling rocks and concrete blocks to no avail. Finally yesterday I … Continue reading
“Can’t move right now. Could you go around?”
Junior didn’t care enough about the yellow thing to interrupt his meal, and Mom was apparently familiar enough with motor vehicles not to see the Jeep as a threat. So yeah, she stood right there blocking the road as I … Continue reading
Maybe we’re back to normal monsoon…
The clouds started breaking up yesterday afternoon after more than two solid days of heavy overcast and more or less constant rain. Seldom hard rain, we only picked up two measured inches in the whole period here at the Lair, … Continue reading
The breed bulls are out.
As much as I hate cattle in general, at least the cows and calves are nothing to be afraid of. Meeting a bull while on foot can be positively dangerous, they’re rarely all that impressed by noisy gunfire, and if … Continue reading









































