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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Care Package! “Happiness is a warm gun” edition.
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Okay – that’s not depressing at all.
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Second day: Feeling much better.
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So stiff. So sore.
Day after I got the first jab I got away with a headache and a very sleepy day. This time I wish I were sleepy, so I could sleep through the discomfort. Turns out the thermometer I stashed in my … Continue reading
So today I got my second Moderna jab…
Apropos of nothing in particular, just priming you to be ready to put up with a a bunch of complaints tomorrow, probably.
Crap. My brief cattle respite is over.
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I saw somewhere that Dad Jokes are in…
…and I always wanted to be ‘in,’ so…
Failing to fix Ian’s Mozambique target
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Warm! I’m takin’ it while I’ve got it!
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I worry too much about my electrical system.
I come by it honestly – for the first winter the Lair had a ridiculously inadequate free sample of a solar power system that couldn’t even run CFLs in the morning without triggering the low voltage alarm. I was proud … Continue reading
Hardly a day goes by I’m not reminded of at least one scene from Galaxy Quest…
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Simple, cheap, light portable target stand
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Once in a while I’m right…
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Things you do when you don’t know what you’re doing…
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Sometimes you’ve got to laugh at yourself…
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Aw, crap. Cattle are back.
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Sometimes I crave that legendary German engineering…
I have a love/hate relationship with primer tools. This is my current go-to tool, an RCBS that works fine, really. Doesn’t need a whole set of individual case holders, which is a big plus. Gives you enough leverage that it’s … Continue reading
How you know when you’re getting older – and possibly more prosperous…
No reason to light the fire… …lit the fire anyway. Hey, there was a time when morning fire was optional when indoor temp was in the 40’s, forbidden when it was in the 50’s. But that was more than 10 … Continue reading
So you think I’m a bad man? No, I’m a pussycat. Let me introduce you…
I wasn’t expecting any particular controversy over yesterday’s post. I just noticed something on a package I thought worthy of mention, and then I mentioned it. But apparently I broke some peoples’ rules – I actually got an email from … Continue reading
Okay, I officially don’t get the point of the mask thing now.
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