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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Monthly Archives: June 2016
In Re Yesterday’s Snowflake/w/AR15:
Offered w/o comment… h/t The Feral Irishman
In which Joel exposes his utter cluelessness…again.
When I set up the first version of TUAK I needed an email address, and used one on Yahoo I’ve had laying around for the past 13 years. When Ian set up joelsgulch.com in 2012 it came with an email … Continue reading
Chores ran late…
I slept till 6:30 this morning! That’s freakishly late this close to solstice, but nights have been unusually cool and sometime in the wee hours instead of shivering half-asleep under a sheet I roused myself enough to pull a wool … Continue reading
How horrifyingly bad must an article be before it becomes self-parody? Gersh Kuntzman is on a mission to find out.
What is it like to fire an AR-15? It’s horrifying, menacing and very very loud I’ve shot pistols before, but never something like an AR-15. Squeeze lightly on the trigger and the resulting explosion of firepower is humbling and deafening … Continue reading
Uh-oh. When you’ve lost Claire, you’ve lost the Freedomistas.
…and FYI, most of them are heavily armed at all times, so… Where are the “moderates?” At best, the “moderate, peaceful” Muslims constitute an ineffective and not very committed “silent majority.” Okay, some commentor is now about to inform me … Continue reading
“You are at war.” Good stuff.
Billy Beck on Facebook, which I didn’t even know he was on Facebook not that it matters because I’m not, via Sipsey Street. You are at war, and your government cannot protect you. Understand that every step that it takes … Continue reading
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Yesterday a commenter correctly pointed out that the Pulse nightclub would have been a gun-free zone by statute no matter the policies of the proprietor(s), because it was a nightclub and served alcohol. Duh, self-evidently obvious, and my completely forgetting … Continue reading
A word to my gay friends…
From the irrepressible Milo Yiannopoulos Saddle up, homos. If the media and politicians won't protect us, it's time to protect ourselves. pic.twitter.com/Ud5yUXj5lE — Milo Yiannopoulos ✘ (@Nero) June 12, 2016 We can’t go on like this. We can’t live in … Continue reading
Is this the perfect gentleman’s (or lady’s) knife?
It’s a beautiful thing. Ten bucks cheaper than on the Kershaw website. And so transgressive! Everybody needs a polite gentlebeing’s pocket knife that will also make SJW’s heads explode. Ain’t it purdy? Spring assist! You know you need one. I … Continue reading
I’m growing very tired of these people.
Here’s another old guy in a dress who wants you to know how unmutual he thinks gunhuggers are. Pope Francis on Monday lashed out at the “brazen” freedom with which weapons circulate in the world when compared with numerous obstacles … Continue reading
Huh. Turns out the NRA did it.
The NRA made anti-LGBT attacks during their annual meeting just weeks ago. https://t.co/v5OR9ahlF7 pic.twitter.com/tO0ILfOdiP — Media Matters (@mmfa) June 12, 2016 Remember that NRA convention where they threw a bunch of gay guys off the roof? Neither does anybody else. … Continue reading
The medical staff should check to make sure Obama didn’t hurt himself rushing to the camera.
Get a load of this… Today marks the most deadly shooting in American history. The shooter was apparently armed with a handgun and a powerful assault rifle. This massacre is therefore a further reminder of how easy it is for … Continue reading
For the record, Zelda, Dharma agrees.
So Zelda said, So how is it that you don’t own a half dozen of Dharma’s offspring to keep the rat population under control around the Lair? It might cost more in dog food, but think of the savings in … Continue reading
It’s cool that some politicians want to get on the right side of this.
It’s not that weird. What are my thoughts about the ruling in California that Americans don't have right to carry concealed guns? pic.twitter.com/YnMyMyheBq — Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) June 10, 2016
Okay, so it’s not the most genteel thing that happened today…
Landlady and I were working in her barn late this morning when her dog Dharma started going nuts out in front. Dharma doesn’t have a lot of attention span for most things, but she is a born ratter. There’s a … Continue reading
Ballots for the coming election need a NOTA box in, oh, just the worst way.
Many of your friends will tell you that if you go on this way, refusing to choose, you are engaging in a “both sides” fallacy. They will say that in fact, Donald Trump is more likely to blow up the … Continue reading
Give Hillary a break, she’s just going with what she knows.
Blizzard of Lies By WILLIAM SAFIRE Published: January 8, 1996 Americans of all political persuasions are coming to the sad realization that our First Lady — a woman of undoubted talents who was a role model for many in her … Continue reading
Having dispensed with the second amendment, those dress-wearing very fine fellows in San Francisco are working on the fourth.
…In the service of your friend and mine, the DEA. DEA Wants Inside Your Medical Records to Fight the War on Drugs The DEA has claimed for years that under federal law it has the authority to access [Oregon’s] Prescription … Continue reading
All a matter of perspective, I suppose…
The shooter comes inside for lunch, looks at the news… Breaking News: Shots Fired at Dallas’ Love Airport “Dammit!” says the shooter, tired of getting blamed every time some crazy does something bad. “YAY!” says Michael Bloomberg, rubbing his hands … Continue reading









































