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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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No, of course not that institution.
@SenSanders so…government? — Brandon Whitehill (@bwhitehill27) August 6, 2016
I’ve never been in a Whole Foods. In fact I don’t believe I’ve ever seen one.
I did spend a lot of time in Trader Joe’s stores when I lived in Socal. Had to be dragged in at first, then it turned out they had really good food at fairly reasonable prices – by Socal standards … Continue reading
Care packages!
Canned meat and goodies! .22 ammo! (LOTS of .22 ammo!) An Asimov novel I’ve never read! Thanks, guys!
Sorry, guys. Not doing so good right now…
I’ve complained about phantom pain before, it’s an amputee thing. I got torn up 44 years ago, which is a respectably long time but the phantom limb pain never went away like (I’m told) it does for most people. Just … Continue reading
Monsoonal affective disorder kicking in here, guys…
Starting IV drip of coffee. Batteries low, both literally and metaphorically. Here’s a funny picture. I’m guessing she failed Irony in school. But hey! She’s plugging for a psycho who says complains! that there’s one standard for Hillary and one … Continue reading
Claire Wolfe and the Case of the New Blog Smell
Claire’s gonna be phasing out her Living Freedom blog at BHM in favor of one of her own. And now we know where it is! And she’s threatening features and stuff! But only if the fundraiser meets hopes expectations. So … Continue reading
See, now, I wish more gun grabbers would do this…
…instead of what they usually do, which is try to arrange for men with guns to confiscate my guns. Restaurant Owner Spurns Those Who Are O.K. With AR-15s So she again turned to the universal soapbox of Facebook. This time … Continue reading
Had to move the babies to emergency housing…
Alternate title: I found another use for a really bright flashlight! Sorry about the picture quality, I just had my crappy Tracfone camera and a flashlight for lighting. So LB and I went to feed the chicks at Landlady’s place … Continue reading
What administration writers put on the border patrol web site will amaze you!
Seriously? You clicked on that? *sigh* Yeah, I’ve got nothing but clouds and rain this morning, as I had nothing but clouds and rain all day yesterday, and I won’t even pretend to be cheery about it. Too early in … Continue reading
Somebody picked on one of my ancestors once, so you owe me stuff.
Let’s start with a 4X4 Lambo and a truckload of canned goods. There are some power tools I’ve been looking at, and I want all the crimes I’ve ever committed retroactively made non-criminal*. And my debts paid. Then we can … Continue reading
20 Liter “Jerry” can review
Last year, after hearing my complaints about how my plastic gasoline jugs were going round from expansion and were popping their seams at the rate of about one a month, a friend sent me two of these steel “Jerry” cans … Continue reading
Sorry, yes. It has come to this.
I plan to deal with it by pretending the organization they want to rule doesn’t exist. In fact, having finished my morning’s free-market coffee I’m off to finish digging that trench for the improvement in Landlady’s homegrown electrical system now. … Continue reading
“LinkedIn is like a clingy ex girlfriend that won’t go away.”
The Adaptive Curmudgeon has been afflicted with work-mandated hardware he must now live with. His normal approach is similar to mine, here at the Secret Lair… Usually I live in my fortress of nerditude; safely behind walls of Linux and … Continue reading
The cops investigated the cops very thoroughly, and found the cops not guilty of wrongdoing…
When the cops shot the innocent old man twelve times, in front of several witnesses – whom they proned and cuffed… And now the cops can return to duty from their lengthy vacation. The killers of Council, Idaho rancher Jack … Continue reading
Progress on Landlady’s new solar panel rack
S broke ground Friday morning, and poured the footings… Then he finished it up yesterday morning. I was supposed to be involved in this – or at least I was available to be involved – but S works alone. So … Continue reading
Nope, nope, that shit don’t work no more.
Stolen from JDZ: Trump: Republicans ‘have no choice’ but to vote for me. Donald Trump said Thursday that Republicans wary of his campaign have little choice but to vote for him anyway. “If you really like Donald Trump, that’s great, … Continue reading
So is this the big new GunGrabber Gospel?
…or am I just behind the times again? From Hillary’s big acceptance speech, how she intends to throw gun owners under any convenient bus… I’m not here to take away your guns. I just don’t want you to be shot … Continue reading
Gaffer Tape: I wouldn’t say there’s nothing it can’t fix, but you’d be a fool to let yourself run out.
A few weeks ago I bought a pair of cheap boots I thought I was really going to like. Unlike (what was supposed to be) this year’s official Boot Buy, which I made online and instantly regretted, these boots were … Continue reading
White male non-college graduates: We love you, Nancy Pelosi
Like we love hookworm and flesh eating bacteria… Yup. Lemme just put down my banjo and stop ass-raping this tourist long enough to go ahead and admit it. If I weren’t such a sexist, bigoted ignorant religious fanatic of a … Continue reading









































