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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Maildrop changes
I owe you a care package post, and I promise I’m working on it, but first I want to make an announcement to people who’ve been using my maildrop address: Please don’t send any more packages to that address. Things … Continue reading
Old school/new school concealed carry
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Ich bin ein baker.
Today has been scheduled for baking all week, and in addition to the usual I wanted to do something unusual: Actual bread sticks. I like to keep snacks around, BB has spoiled me that way, but for reasons not to … Continue reading
Yeah, I got nothing…
Just sitting around reading most of the day, doing mundane chores for the rest. Here’s a funny video…
Nice lenses.
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Off-grid power management on a frigid morning…
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A winter’s day in a deep and dark … February…
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I caught it. Maybe should have kept it…
I’ve really grown to dislike the local goats. I have my doubts about the goat people. I mean they’re perfectly nice people, personally. But they’ve got this goat herd that they can’t really feed and don’t even try to confine, … Continue reading
I figured Oddball Girl would come back first…
…because she was always the most dependable egg-layer. Not especially good eggs unless you like them small and green, but one egg a day like a nervous, spastic little machine. But I was beginning to think none of them were … Continue reading
“You’ve eaten your last sparrow, young man.”
Out of the blue, Neighbor S volunteered to go up on the Lair’s roof and replace the chimney cap, an improvement the Lair has needed for, roughly, ever. Don’t know how effective it’ll be as a spark arrester, but I … Continue reading
Winter’s daily chore…
By this time of the season it’s kind of automatic… Chop kindling, … …and lay tomorrow’s fire. For several years this was a more emotional issue than it should have had any need to be, because ten years ago I … Continue reading
How Uncle Joel went nuts about screwdrivers…
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Unexpected care package!
By happenstance, a person in my social network paused at my maildrop and found a neato package I didn’t expect to see for another two weeks… Gelsocks! I don’t know who sent these, they came directly from the distributor. B … Continue reading
More adventures in empty shelves…
I went looking for distilled water for the batteries. Shouldn’t have let my supply get so low, right now I’m down to begging Landlady to bring some up from the city. Also no bread in the store, but that’s not … Continue reading
I thought books came from factories…
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Nothing going on…
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Hey, you know what makes a pretty good knob for a teapot lid?
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At last, some Jeep news!
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Less than 2 years in and I’m already repairing my prosthesis…
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My approach to stovepipe cleaning has evolved…
This used to be such a big deal; I had tarps everywhere and made a huge mess. Took longer to clean the cabin afterward than it took to clean the stovepipe. People kept trying to tell me I was doing … Continue reading









































